fly-like-a-dcriss:

Well anyone that’s seen Paranormal Activity would understand.

You know the demon thing lives in the attic?

Well i have one of those in my room…..

“demon thing” bitch, i have a name.

(Source: darrensunderwear)

 3
22 Nov 11 at 1 am

Asked by Anonymous

asker Toby, you need to come fsu in SUNY Oswego. Bitches here are too cocky.

On my way homie

biancaaaxo:

I won’t be getting any sleep tonight D: 

& my sister thinks she’s SOO funny. 

She gets up to go to the restroom and says “Come on, Toby!” 

I HATE YOU. 

she’s not being funny, she’s being serious…

(Source: biancax0)

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22 Nov 11 at 1 am

ofmiceandmeesh:

lol omg.

SERIOUSLY GUISE! WHO RELEASED MY SEX TAPE?!

(via call-thefuneral)

ofmiceandmeesh:

lol omg.

SERIOUSLY GUISE! WHO RELEASED MY SEX TAPE?!

out-nerd-myself:

“Man, there is some scurry shit goin on right about now. Better go and grab my camera and catch this all on film.” 

they make this so easy for me, takes all the fun out of it

pewpewtompire:

Thank God Micah Sloat has a twitter, or else I would be really friggin scared now lol. 

lol i have twitter too, what now?

 1
22 Nov 11 at 1 am

Asked by Anonymous

asker TOBY'S FAT!

Fabulous And Terrifying, oh yes I am.

what are all these other toby’s doing taking up my tracked tags? bitch please, i’m the only sexy toby here.

asker UGH I MISS YOU.

I MISS YOU MORE, I’m back bitches…time to FSU.

lyndsayrenee:

and then she killed Micah… 

Never again.

and then i kill you…
 

 1
22 Nov 11 at 1 am

Asked by Anonymous

asker You haven't come to kill me yet. Can you in ten minutes? I can't wait to fsu with you. How will you kill me?

You know, chillin’… killin’

 2
22 Nov 11 at 1 am

Asked by Anonymous

asker Please leave me and my new roommate alone, tyvm.

Lol no, politeness won’t get you anywhere. 

 2
22 Nov 11 at 1 am

synetzacky:

Hearing some hench Paranormal Activity noises, just waiting to be dragged into the basement by Toby. Fml.

just adding the suspense with the waiting…

(Source: welcometothemadhousebitch)

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22 Nov 11 at 1 am

defyoblivion:

Woke up with this on my back this morning. I’ve seen paranormal activity, obviously I was raped by a demon.

TROLOLOL

(via defyoblivion-deactivated2012030)

defyoblivion:

Woke up with this on my back this morning. I’ve seen paranormal activity, obviously I was raped by a demon.

TROLOLOL
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22 Nov 11 at 1 am

taec-me-away:

Lol omg. this is why I can’t sleep at night

lol, i’m back bitches

(Source: pinkawktopus)

taec-me-away:

Lol omg. this is why I can’t sleep at night

lol, i’m back bitches